Step aside. The squeaky toy is non-negotiable. 🧸🐾

This "Just Give Me My Squeaky and Nobody Gets Hurt" Funny Dog & Cat Hoodie is made for the pet who means business — and the owner who gets it. Soft, warm, and built for cold weather days, with a leash slit so your pup can stay stylish on the go.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

✅ Bold "Just Give Me My Squeaky and Nobody Gets Hurt" slogan — funny, relatable, and perfect for every dog and cat parent
✅ Available in 10 colors — Black, Blue, Navy Blue, Bright Pink, Light Pink, Orange, Grey, Emerald Green, Maroon & Purple
✅ Poly/cotton blend — soft, breathable, and comfortable for all-day wear
✅ Super soft interior — cozy warmth for cold weather days
✅ Double-stitched construction — durable and long-lasting
✅ Leash slit included — clip a leash onto a collar worn underneath for easy walks
✅ Sizes XS–6X — fits pets from 0 to 115 lbs

PERFECT FOR

🐶 Dogs and cats who take their squeaky toys very seriously
🎁 The perfect gift for any dog mom, dog dad, or cat parent in your life
🛋️ Cold weather walks, cozy days at home, and every moment in between
📸 Holiday photos, birthday parties, and showing off your pet's personality

SIZE GUIDE

SIZE	WEIGHT
XS	0–3 lbs
S	3–6 lbs
M	6–10 lbs
L	10–14 lbs
XL	14–20 lbs
XXL	20–25 lbs
XXXL	25–35 lbs
4X	35–55 lbs
5X	55–70 lbs
6X	60–115 lbs

📌 Sizing Tip: If your pet’s measurements fall between sizes, choose the larger size for the most comfortable fit.

🧹 Care Instructions: Turn garment inside out. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.

🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Each hoodie is made to order just for your pet. Most orders ship within 3–4 business days.