Cookies? Eaten. Eggnog? Gone. Regrets? Zero. 🎄🍪

This "Christmas Calories Don't Count" Funny Holiday Unisex Premium Sweatshirt is made for the ones who take the holiday season seriously — seriously delicious, that is. Soft, warm, and built for cozy days by the fire, ugly sweater parties, and every festive moment in between. Wear the truth. Christmas calories don't count and everyone knows it.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

✅ Bold "Christmas Calories Don't Count" holiday design — funny, relatable, and perfect for the season
✅ Available in 5 colors — Team Red, Dusty Rose, Carbon Grey, Bone & White
✅ 100% cotton face / 65% cotton, 35% polyester — soft, warm, and durable
✅ Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) — substantial premium fleece
✅ Tightly knit 3-end fleece — cozy inside, clean outside
✅ Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching — structured and long-lasting
✅ Side-seamed construction with self-fabric patch on the back — polished finish
✅ Unisex fit — comfortable for men and women
✅ Sizes S–3XL — inclusive sizing for every body

⚠️ Sizing Note: This sweatshirt runs small. We recommend ordering one size up from your usual size for the best fit.

PERFECT FOR

🎄 Ugly sweater parties, holiday gatherings, and Christmas morning
🍪 Cookie exchanges, holiday brunches, and festive nights in
🎁 The perfect gift for the foodie, the holiday lover, or anyone who lives by the Christmas calorie rule
🛋️ Cozy days at home when the only thing on the agenda is snacks and movies

SIZE GUIDE

	BODY LENGTH (in)	CHEST WIDTH (in)	SLEEVE LENGTH (in)
S	27	20	23½
M	28	21	24
L	29	23	24
XL	30	25	24
2XL	31	26½	24
3XL	32	28	24

🧹 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low to preserve the print and fabric.

🌍 Made on Demand: Each sweatshirt is printed just for you after you order — slightly longer delivery, zero waste. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchase.